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A Public Defender


I am Gideon. I’m a public defender in the fictional state of Connecticut. Other states I’ve been known to be in: madness, idiocy, hysteria, snark and alcohol. I’m known for beating dead horses and horsing deadbeats. I prefer to piss at windmills and tilt in the wind. I routinely amuse myself and get irrationally upset when you don’t find me funny. Like now. LAUGH DAMMIT.

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